Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.
Guys guys I dressed up really cute for this drunken potluck students from ym department threw:
And and and they are all o nice and funn and I’m kind of tipsy.
Also, sexy things might be happening later so cool cool cool!!!
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
This is an accurate representation of my derby experience thus far.
During the week: “screw you [cause of annoyance] I’m a derby girl.”
On training night: “Skate harder, think of [cause of annoyance], they say you can’t do it.”
Your training night strategy is getting me through my fresh meat program. One too many people told me I couldn’t do it.